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Chicago high school student produces hilarious fake Harvard rejection letter

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) -- A Chicago high school student wrote a fake Harvard rejection letter that is going viral.

Writing for the Francis W. Parker School's comedy magazine Citizen Poke, Molly McGaan produced a realistic rejection letter that poked fun at her own fake application's misgivings.

"This year's application pool was the strongest in the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their proficiency in 'dank memes' or their level of '$wagg moneyyyy,' " according to the fake letter.

McGann pilloried herself throughout the short letter.

"For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, 'listen here u little slanks' and end with 'McGaan out *drops mic*' " she wrote.  "We also didn't need a copy of your mixtape, regardless of how 'fire' it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not 'fire')."

Read the letter below and let us know if you think it's funny.

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